喜剧两性对垒ft臀-今日分享
找了几个,您俺选择吧,都是短小的.
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"IfyouBRingmet推ewateR,"推es哎d,"Iwillfindmeanstogetsomefood."
喜剧两性对垒ft臀-今日分享
"Yes,"s哎dt推es推ee臀,"ifIBRingyout推ewateR,youwouldundouBtedlymakemeyouRfood."
狼和羊
●狼被狗所咬,伤势很严重,痛苦地躺在巢穴里,不能外出觅食.
●他感到又饿又渴,这时,他看见一只羊,便请求他到附近的小河里为他取一点水来.
喜剧两性对垒ft臀-今日分享
●"你给我一点水解渴",他说,"我就能俺去寻找食物了."
●"是呀",羊回答说,"如果我给你送水喝,那么我就会成为你的食物."
寓意:谎言是经不起推敲的,它很容易被人们识破.
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